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This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
Things with a ‘5 Claw’ rating have earned it. They’re spectacular. They’re must-see movies, ideally in IMAX.
These are films that are already great, but have something stellar about them - soundtrack, visuals, moving characters, etc.
These movies are still pretty damn good. If you have a chance to see it in theaters, go.
They’re definitely in the ‘must see’ category, so if you can’t see it in theaters, at least make it a point to rent a copy when it comes out.
Some movies are simply perfect to watch on your couch for the low, low price of your favorite streaming/rental service.
Don’t waste any more money on that though.
These movies are bad. They’re not the worst (obviously), but they’re not something you should go out of your way to see. They’re generally the quality of what you’ll see on a plane, and that’s about the only time you should watch them.
So, so bad.
Someone made the concious decision to spend millions of dollars to turn their fever dream into a movie.
It’s not worth your time.
If a movie was so bad it got zero Claws, it means that I turned it off (or left the theater), which means I didn’t finish it, so I can’t review it, so you’ll never actually see one of those here