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Hi.

This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.

#ClawReviews Movie critics from someone who isn’t a movie critic
We Have a Ghost (2023)
May 7

May 7 We Have a Ghost (2023)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, "Horror", Stupid

When you can’t sell a movie on it’s own merits, just lie!

Companion (2025)
Mar 10

Mar 10 Companion (2025)

Alexander Clawson
5 Claws, Dark Comedy, Fiction, Twisty

Just because a relationship is good on the surface doesn’t mean everything is good behind closed doors…

The Creator (2023)
Dec 19

Dec 19 The Creator (2023)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Stupid, Fiction

“I choose to fight with the Native American metaphor, against the American Military metaphor” - a youtube clip from 15+ years ago…

Moana 2 (2024)
Dec 19

Dec 19 Moana 2 (2024)

Alexander Clawson
3 Claws, Fantasy, Kids Movie

Better than straight-to-DVD, but not that great

The Fall Guy (2024)
Oct 31

Oct 31 The Fall Guy (2024)

Alexander Clawson
2 Claws, Action, Boring, Romantic Comedy

Yet another addion to the “movies made from old TV shows” genre.

Wolfs (2024)
Oct 9

Oct 9 Wolfs (2024)

Alexander Clawson
2 Claws, Action, Comedy, Shoot-em-up-Tony

It took 7 years, but someone finally made a worse version of "The Nice Guys"!

Subservience (2024)
Sep 24

Sep 24 Subservience (2024)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, "Horror", Stupid

When decades of good story-telling get in your way, just ignore it all and make something worse.

Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse (2023)
Jul 6

Jul 6 Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse (2023)

Alexander Clawson
5 Claws, Action, Super Hero

It’s really rare to enjoy a sequel as much as you enjoyed the first movie, but “Across the Spiderverse” managed to make it happen!

Lightyear (2022)
Jun 21

Jun 21 Lightyear (2022)

Alexander Clawson
3 Claws, Kids Movie, Sci-Fi

A generic sci-fi story that you probably won’t ever re-watch, but it’s worth it for a one-off viewing.

Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
May 30

May 30 Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

Alexander Clawson
4 Claws, Action, Fiction

Tom Cruise very clearly felt the need for speed, but refrained from screaming it repeatedly.

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
May 8

May 8 Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

Alexander Clawson
4 Claws, "Horror", Action, Super Hero

Warlocks and witches and wimsy, oh my! A dark ride into to the reality of multiple realities.

America: The Motion Picture (2021)
Jul 29

Jul 29 America: The Motion Picture (2021)

Alexander Clawson
3 Claws, Comedy, Stupid

About as factual as claiming Betsy Ross stitched the first flag, and 10 times as fun!

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