Better than straight-to-DVD, but not that great
This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in 3 Claws
A generic sci-fi story that you probably won’t ever re-watch, but it’s worth it for a one-off viewing.
About as factual as claiming Betsy Ross stitched the first flag, and 10 times as fun!
A retelling, not a prequel, of “101 Dalmatians” dog-murdering villain.
A goofy, ridiculous ‘epic fantasy’ movie that did more in 90 minutes than “Game of Thrones” did in 8 seasons
I can’t help but feel like “Compound V” from “The Boys” was the inspiration for this movie, but it was entertaining regardless.
Netflix is looking for new IPs to wrangle under their control in their eternal struggle against Disney+.
This is an acceptable one.
The loneliness of immortality must be the worst thing on Earth
A surprisingly solid sequel about a videogame that doesn’t exist
A soft reboot of a terrible origin story. Cage didn’t come across as a love-struck idiot this time around.