This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in Kids Movie
A generic sci-fi story that you probably won’t ever re-watch, but it’s worth it for a one-off viewing.
This was the most beautifully rendered movie I’ve ever seen
Netflix is looking for new IPs to wrangle under their control in their eternal struggle against Disney+.
This is an acceptable one.
Geeze Disney, if I knew you wanted to be China’s subservient pet so badly, I would have bought you a leash and a nice shiny collar.
You’d get more entertainment from watching an actual fowl outside your window than anything this movie could hope to provide you.
It’s “Get Smart” + “Archer” in a kid-friendly package that the whole family will love!
This was a surprsingly bland product to come out of as colorful a studio as Pixar
Imagine wearing a meat suit while getting chased by lions, but you can only stumble forward slowly.
That would be a more enjoyable experience than watching this.
It seems like putting a non-fortress castle right on the water would be a rather unsafe idea. I guess it helps that the kingdom of Arrendelle has a Snow Queen as their ruling monarch.
This movie perfectly captured my favorite part of “The Nutcracker” ballet: clowns that can voluntarily dismember themselves.
