This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in Boring
If you bought the DVD release of “Knives Out,” then broke the disc and cut yourself with the jagged edge, you’d still have a better time than watching this.
Build something ridiculous out of Legos, then step on it repeatedly. It’ll be more fun than watching this, I promise.
A great actress, a heavy-duty emotional plot line, an absolute dud of a movie.
A Bay-hem explosion-fest with only 1/6th the quirk it needed to feel fun. It’s okay Michael, we miss Optimus Prime too
I would rather teach sex-ed to my boss than watch these two movies ever again.
A plausibly fallible AI is a welcome addition to the pantheon of software overlord lore.
Somehow the title is one of the least cohesive, most frustrating parts of this movie.
Frank finds out he has terminal cancer and decides to make the most of the last few days of his life: by killing people.
It appears France got tired of not getting its cities destroyed, and wanted a sweet, sweet piece of that disaster-porn pie, giving the U.S. a chance to not be the focal point for alien-based destruction.
