Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)

extra mini review

"Transformers: The Last Night" is a silly movie.
It's barely connected to the previous four, doesn't include the incredible soundtrack from the first one, the military characters have sporadically changed branches (and apparently achieved the ultimate battle-field promotions), the characters' interactions with each other is tenuous at best, and the plotline is so clearly drawn around product placement that I'm pretty sure the script was just a bunch of brand names with Michael Bay's crayon-scribblings in between.

All that being said: it's still a better movie than "Pirates of the Caribbean 5"