Two hours of deeply unsettling CGI without a plot line.
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This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
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I would rather teach sex-ed to my boss than watch these two movies ever again.
Unfortunately, someone decided to let their weird slash-fic fantasy escape the confines of their mind and now we have to live in a universe where Nicholas Hoult and Kristen Stewart had to pretend to like each other for 90 minutes
One thousand years ago, a sentient piece of linen decided to use binary code to tell a group of fanatical hooded weirdos who like to knit who they should murder.
Frank finds out he has terminal cancer and decides to make the most of the last few days of his life: by killing people.
The only thing that came out of this that I liked was the realization that the phrase “I drink your milkshake” was spoken during the last five minutes.
It appears France got tired of not getting its cities destroyed, and wanted a sweet, sweet piece of that disaster-porn pie, giving the U.S. a chance to not be the focal point for alien-based destruction.
Sometimes, you’ve just gotta write your own rule book.
Then light that rule book on fire, strip naked, and scream.
I have never seen a movie so thoroughly devoid of creativity.
Set in the fictional town of Ebbing, Missouri, “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” (2017) is a depressing story of loss with no concept of repentance and almost entirely filled with distasteful character development.
She’s got paint on her face!
She’s unorthodox and creative!
She’s a pixie-cut away from being the bog-standard ‘manic pixie dream girl’!
She’s Kit!
The premise of “A Scanner Darkly” is that Robert Arcton (Keanu Reeves) is a cop. Or a druggie. Somehow definitely both.
