This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in 1 Claw
You’d get more entertainment from watching an actual fowl outside your window than anything this movie could hope to provide you.
You saw Ryan Gosling as a hopeless romantic in “The Notebook,” now watch him be an emotionally stunted murderer.
Pre-crazy Shia LeBouf was a nice touch, but it didn’t make this any more tolerable.
An inconsistent curse, an objectified woman, and a stupid Devil. What more could you want?
“Mark Wahlberg: The Movie,” staring Mark Wahlberg, pretending to be the hero he keeps pretending to be in his other movies, but this time, as Himself.
A good piece of short-story body horror that bloated into a full-length movie and became bad.
If you bought the DVD release of “Knives Out,” then broke the disc and cut yourself with the jagged edge, you’d still have a better time than watching this.
Imagine wearing a meat suit while getting chased by lions, but you can only stumble forward slowly.
That would be a more enjoyable experience than watching this.
Build something ridiculous out of Legos, then step on it repeatedly. It’ll be more fun than watching this, I promise.
A great actress, a heavy-duty emotional plot line, an absolute dud of a movie.
