If ‘the Prince and the Pauper’ were really stupid…
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This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
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If ‘the Prince and the Pauper’ were really stupid…
You’d get more entertainment from watching an actual fowl outside your window than anything this movie could hope to provide you.
You saw Ryan Gosling as a hopeless romantic in “The Notebook,” now watch him be an emotionally stunted murderer.
Pre-crazy Shia LeBouf was a nice touch, but it didn’t make this any more tolerable.
An inconsistent curse, an objectified woman, and a stupid Devil. What more could you want?
“Mark Wahlberg: The Movie,” staring Mark Wahlberg, pretending to be the hero he keeps pretending to be in his other movies, but this time, as Himself.
A good piece of short-story body horror that bloated into a full-length movie and became bad.
If you bought the DVD release of “Knives Out,” then broke the disc and cut yourself with the jagged edge, you’d still have a better time than watching this.
Imagine wearing a meat suit while getting chased by lions, but you can only stumble forward slowly.
That would be a more enjoyable experience than watching this.
Build something ridiculous out of Legos, then step on it repeatedly. It’ll be more fun than watching this, I promise.
