This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in Drama
Apparently this was based on a book of the same name. I can only assume director Oliver Stone is illiterate to have made such a horrible screen rendition.
Taking everything that made the book good and completely discarding it, Ron Howard made an excellent pile of trash that will just clog up the internet tubes as you try to stream it.
The most unrealistic part of this holiday romance-drama was that it took place in 2020 and everyone wasn’t wearing a mask.
“With great power comes great responsibility,” but flipped on its head
“If you wish to be The King of the jungle, it's not enough to act like a king. You must be The King.”
An outstanding story of dealing with racism, with the unfortunate reality that it’s about a white woman writing about a white woman doing white people things.
A flat-lined fertility rate makes for an outstanding dystopian thriller.
A good piece of short-story body horror that bloated into a full-length movie and became bad.
A lot of build up for a lot of things, none of which payed out quite right…
Despite watching all eight seasons GOT where Emilia Clarke spoke with her native English accent, it was still weird to hear her do it for a movie
Somehow the title is one of the least cohesive, most frustrating parts of this movie.
Unfortunately, someone decided to let their weird slash-fic fantasy escape the confines of their mind and now we have to live in a universe where Nicholas Hoult and Kristen Stewart had to pretend to like each other for 90 minutes
