This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in Stupid
Harley Quinn is the logical extreme of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope. Pixie girls aren’t fun to begin with, and they’re not more fun when they get more crazy.
If ‘the Prince and the Pauper’ were really stupid…
You’d get more entertainment from watching an actual fowl outside your window than anything this movie could hope to provide you.
For a movie about women dealing with other women, the only highlight is that it passed the Bechdel Test.
You saw Ryan Gosling as a hopeless romantic in “The Notebook,” now watch him be an emotionally stunted murderer.
An inconsistent curse, an objectified woman, and a stupid Devil. What more could you want?
A medicore action film burned by its own “special” effects
“Mark Wahlberg: The Movie,” staring Mark Wahlberg, pretending to be the hero he keeps pretending to be in his other movies, but this time, as Himself.
When done just right, magnificent stupidity is a beautiful thing.
A good piece of short-story body horror that bloated into a full-length movie and became bad.
If you bought the DVD release of “Knives Out,” then broke the disc and cut yourself with the jagged edge, you’d still have a better time than watching this.
