Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
extra mini review
With all the CGI of a summer blockbuster, the emotional depth of a Hollywood exec looking for enough cash for another cocaine hit, and the heart of a direct-to-DVD, “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” is sure to make you regret any amount of money you spent on screening it.
Stream it via your favorite subscription service. Or don’t. This isn’t really worth watching.