This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All tagged 2018
A good piece of short-story body horror that bloated into a full-length movie and became bad.
A lot of build up for a lot of things, none of which payed out quite right…
Build something ridiculous out of Legos, then step on it repeatedly. It’ll be more fun than watching this, I promise.
A great actress, a heavy-duty emotional plot line, an absolute dud of a movie.
This movie perfectly captured my favorite part of “The Nutcracker” ballet: clowns that can voluntarily dismember themselves.
A plausibly fallible AI is a welcome addition to the pantheon of software overlord lore.
“I have nothing to hide. I have nothing I want you to see.”
I heard about this movie while listening to an NPR podcast.
Does it surprise you that I listen to NPR, or podcasts?
Possibly the coolest part of this movie was the animation style, complete with hatch shading and the occasional narration box
I haven’t seen Jennifer Garner in anything in a very long time. In an era of violent action films, it seems pretty clear that Garner was hoping that her own violent action film “Peppermint” (2018) would revitalize her career.
I can honestly say that I don’t think this was her ticket.
There’s “Hallmark Bad,” and then there’s “Worse than Hallmark Bad.”
