This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in Fantasy
A goofy, ridiculous ‘epic fantasy’ movie that did more in 90 minutes than “Game of Thrones” did in 8 seasons
This was the most beautifully rendered movie I’ve ever seen
You’d get more entertainment from watching an actual fowl outside your window than anything this movie could hope to provide you.
This was a surprsingly bland product to come out of as colorful a studio as Pixar
Imagine wearing a meat suit while getting chased by lions, but you can only stumble forward slowly.
That would be a more enjoyable experience than watching this.
It seems like putting a non-fortress castle right on the water would be a rather unsafe idea. I guess it helps that the kingdom of Arrendelle has a Snow Queen as their ruling monarch.
A holiday movie that I’ll happily add to my seasonal repertoire
Every musical number you remember from the original is there!
Love comes in all shapes and sizes.
Sometimes that size is a six-foot man wearing a rubber suit.
But it’s good.
In 1959’s “Sleeping Beauty” was content with simply saying “She wears all black and is evil for the sake of being evil” and not worrying about sinking any amount of effort into character development.
