This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in Stupid
“I choose to fight with the Native American metaphor, against the American Military metaphor” - a youtube clip from 15+ years ago…
When decades of good story-telling get in your way, just ignore it all and make something worse.
About as factual as claiming Betsy Ross stitched the first flag, and 10 times as fun!
The only part of this movie that I could accept was the part where a bunch of healthy people rushed towards the infected hoards.
Apparently this was based on a book of the same name. I can only assume director Oliver Stone is illiterate to have made such a horrible screen rendition.
I want to know which studio exec approved a movie showing elder abuse in a positive light.
I know it’s normal for sequels to be worse than the original, but I wasn’t expecting it to be this much worse…
Despite the title, there was no nudity in this movie. Any actual sex scenes probably would have made it worse.
Frustrating and tiresome, yet somehow never quite boring.
Hard pass though - I definitely don’t recommend this one.
This is easily the worst piece of science fiction I’ve seen in the last year.
The characters made this show unbearable. Spoilers, though I’m not ruining anything worthwhile.
Geeze Disney, if I knew you wanted to be China’s subservient pet so badly, I would have bought you a leash and a nice shiny collar.
