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This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.

All tagged 2007

Apr 26

Apr 26 Ghost Rider (2007)

Alexander Clawson

1 Claw, Action, Stupid

An inconsistent curse, an objectified woman, and a stupid Devil. What more could you want?

Aug 3

Aug 3 Shoot Em Up (2007)

Alexander Clawson

3 Claws, Action, Shoot-em-up-Tony

This movie was one hard-core sex scene away from being a BRAZZERs porn parody of John Wick.

Jul 20

Jul 20 There Will Be Blood (2007)

Alexander Clawson

1 Claw, Drama, Stupid, Period Piece

The only thing that came out of this that I liked was the realization that the phrase “I drink your milkshake” was spoken during the last five minutes.