This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in 4 Claws
It’s “Get Smart” + “Archer” in a kid-friendly package that the whole family will love!
Roger Ailes’s behavior was actually more revolting to watch than the entirety of “Cats”…
A holiday movie that I’ll happily add to my seasonal repertoire
“I have nothing to hide. I have nothing I want you to see.”
Peter Parker can communicate flawlessly with anyone on earth; meanwhile, I can’t get proper cell reception in my parents’ neighborhood.
19 years ago, I started my first play-through of Pokémon Silver. I was in second grade, I had an ‘atomic purple’ GameBoy Color, and I chose Cyndaquil as my starter.
“I Am Mother” (2019) is hard-core science fiction at its best. Netflix is no stranger to the concept; they’ve just never been able to capture it in movie form.
Until now.
Despite the name, “Blood Father” (2016) is not about a mafia man who runs a racket with Red Cross blood banks.
Love comes in all shapes and sizes.
Sometimes that size is a six-foot man wearing a rubber suit.
But it’s good.
In 1959’s “Sleeping Beauty” was content with simply saying “She wears all black and is evil for the sake of being evil” and not worrying about sinking any amount of effort into character development.
For the sake of wordiness, and because this is about one of those families that isn’t creative enough to come up with more than one name for the patriarchal line, I’m going to go with P1 for Jean Paul Getty (the grandfather), P2 for Jean Paul Getty II (his son), and P3 for Jean Paul Getty III (the grandson).
