This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
“Mission to Zyxx” is everything you love about “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and the entire “Star Wars” saga wrapped in one, but it’s also “The Orville,” “StarCraft” and “FarScape” too.
Frank finds out he has terminal cancer and decides to make the most of the last few days of his life: by killing people.
This was the cinematic embodiment of every single-player first-person-shooter game on the market.
The only thing that came out of this that I liked was the realization that the phrase “I drink your milkshake” was spoken during the last five minutes.
It appears France got tired of not getting its cities destroyed, and wanted a sweet, sweet piece of that disaster-porn pie, giving the U.S. a chance to not be the focal point for alien-based destruction.
“I Am Mother” (2019) is hard-core science fiction at its best. Netflix is no stranger to the concept; they’ve just never been able to capture it in movie form.
Until now.
Despite the name, “Blood Father” (2016) is not about a mafia man who runs a racket with Red Cross blood banks.
Orlov (Cage) figures out that he can sell guns to mobsters to make a buck. Mobsters turn into to governments, and guns turn into more guns (and also attack helicopters)
Love comes in all shapes and sizes.
Sometimes that size is a six-foot man wearing a rubber suit.
But it’s good.
We’ve been watching multiple superhero movies per year for over a decade, so a lot of this is color-by-numbers, but there were definitely some bright spots in this story.
Sometimes, you’ve just gotta write your own rule book.
Then light that rule book on fire, strip naked, and scream.
I heard about this movie while listening to an NPR podcast.
Does it surprise you that I listen to NPR, or podcasts?
