This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
A Bay-hem explosion-fest with only 1/6th the quirk it needed to feel fun. It’s okay Michael, we miss Optimus Prime too
Despite watching all eight seasons GOT where Emilia Clarke spoke with her native English accent, it was still weird to hear her do it for a movie
It seems like putting a non-fortress castle right on the water would be a rather unsafe idea. I guess it helps that the kingdom of Arrendelle has a Snow Queen as their ruling monarch.
This movie perfectly captured my favorite part of “The Nutcracker” ballet: clowns that can voluntarily dismember themselves.
A holiday movie that I’ll happily add to my seasonal repertoire
A gender-flipped Bond flick without the uncomfortable sex scenes.
Offensively hilarious and fun for the whole family! (Assuming the whole family is 18+)
I would rather teach sex-ed to my boss than watch these two movies ever again.
A plausibly fallible AI is a welcome addition to the pantheon of software overlord lore.
Serious Ryan Reynolds is almost more concerning than the entirety of “The Green Lantern”
“I have nothing to hide. I have nothing I want you to see.”
