This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
What if the legendary ‘Fountain of Youth’ wasn’t a fountain at all, but a location where time slows down?
Every musical number you remember from the original is there!
Somehow the title is one of the least cohesive, most frustrating parts of this movie.
I don’t have a kid yet, so I don’t have a frame of reference, but watching Bonnie panic-stress about starting school was grating, and the focus on her emotional distress lasted far too long.
Unfortunately, someone decided to let their weird slash-fic fantasy escape the confines of their mind and now we have to live in a universe where Nicholas Hoult and Kristen Stewart had to pretend to like each other for 90 minutes
One thousand years ago, a sentient piece of linen decided to use binary code to tell a group of fanatical hooded weirdos who like to knit who they should murder.
Peter Parker can communicate flawlessly with anyone on earth; meanwhile, I can’t get proper cell reception in my parents’ neighborhood.
National Geographic Presents: The Lions of Pride Rock
19 years ago, I started my first play-through of Pokémon Silver. I was in second grade, I had an ‘atomic purple’ GameBoy Color, and I chose Cyndaquil as my starter.
Chris Pratt played an incredibly grown up role, especially compared to his man-child character of StarLord from “Guardians of the Galaxy”
From an era right before the superhero craze came a non-standard superhero flick: Noir Guy!
This movie was one hard-core sex scene away from being a BRAZZERs porn parody of John Wick.
