This was DreamWorks at the ultimate level of sell-out…
Hi.
This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
Imagine wearing a meat suit while getting chased by lions, but you can only stumble forward slowly.
That would be a more enjoyable experience than watching this.
A lot of build up for a lot of things, none of which payed out quite right…
Build something ridiculous out of Legos, then step on it repeatedly. It’ll be more fun than watching this, I promise.
I sailed the seven seas on the back of a great mechanical beast.
A great actress, a heavy-duty emotional plot line, an absolute dud of a movie.
Southern Daniel Craig managed to sleuth a case better than Sherlock Holmes himself
Roger Ailes’s behavior was actually more revolting to watch than the entirety of “Cats”…
