This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in 3 Claws
Entertaining enough, but nothing really standout in the realm of squishing zombie skulls
This was a surprsingly bland product to come out of as colorful a studio as Pixar
A lot of build up for a lot of things, none of which payed out quite right…
It seems like putting a non-fortress castle right on the water would be a rather unsafe idea. I guess it helps that the kingdom of Arrendelle has a Snow Queen as their ruling monarch.
This movie perfectly captured my favorite part of “The Nutcracker” ballet: clowns that can voluntarily dismember themselves.
A gender-flipped Bond flick without the uncomfortable sex scenes.
Serious Ryan Reynolds is almost more concerning than the entirety of “The Green Lantern”
National Geographic Presents: The Lions of Pride Rock
From an era right before the superhero craze came a non-standard superhero flick: Noir Guy!
This movie was one hard-core sex scene away from being a BRAZZERs porn parody of John Wick.
Orlov (Cage) figures out that he can sell guns to mobsters to make a buck. Mobsters turn into to governments, and guns turn into more guns (and also attack helicopters)
