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This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in Action
A Bay-hem explosion-fest with only 1/6th the quirk it needed to feel fun. It’s okay Michael, we miss Optimus Prime too
A gender-flipped Bond flick without the uncomfortable sex scenes.
Serious Ryan Reynolds is almost more concerning than the entirety of “The Green Lantern”
“I have nothing to hide. I have nothing I want you to see.”
Peter Parker can communicate flawlessly with anyone on earth; meanwhile, I can’t get proper cell reception in my parents’ neighborhood.
From an era right before the superhero craze came a non-standard superhero flick: Noir Guy!
This movie was one hard-core sex scene away from being a BRAZZERs porn parody of John Wick.
This was the cinematic embodiment of every single-player first-person-shooter game on the market.
Despite the name, “Blood Father” (2016) is not about a mafia man who runs a racket with Red Cross blood banks.
We’ve been watching multiple superhero movies per year for over a decade, so a lot of this is color-by-numbers, but there were definitely some bright spots in this story.
Possibly the coolest part of this movie was the animation style, complete with hatch shading and the occasional narration box
